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There are other things I'm supposed to be drawing right now, BUT... I did say I would put up a better pic of Lev.

So have several.

For the record, I have never actually seen a hipster in real life. :I And I'm still not entirely sure what they're supposed to be. But entirely sure that I don't care to know.

What a hip guy. Mannn, what a hip guy. He just sits at the coffee shop on his mac all day, I bet. Updating his blog.

"Updating from Starbucks Café Central. There is some bourgeoisie, conformist skank staring at me. These people, they're so judgmental, honestly. Tch, the Viennese are so conformist. All they do is judge. I'm sick of them all. W/E, they don't even exist to me. Fucking conformists."

Lmao, all the Portlands in the country are hipster central. Since I live next to one of them, I am an expert at hipsters. Yo, I'm just going to be really non-conformist and say that I like hipsters. They are cool people. Tch, now you all are going to judge me. But, w/e, I don't conform to your oppressive society.

Oh my what a handsome man /touches. B) His smile makes me feel warm inside-- /shot

gotta give you major props-- he actually looks extremely russian. Except, you know, not Zamir enough. B)

He smells like old pierogis but he's adorable-- XDD

@Oppy: LMAO "If I close my eyes, they won't exist anymore, Berkeley says so--"

I was just talking to my mom about it while washing dishes:

Me: "There just don't seem to be any hipsters here."
Mom: "I don't know, I think there are a few people who are sort of like that, but not to an extent where you point and go 'LOOK AT THAT EFF-ING HIPSTER!'"

How does my mom understand what hipsters are better than I do. :I Hey, whatever man, I'm the one over here with this hipster Russian, I think I'm the most non-conformist of all--/shot


@Bex: Yes, but what is handsome, really? Do you think he's a handsome man because he's handsome, or is he a handsome man because you think he is? Come on, Euthyphro-- /SHOT Gap teeth make me happy when I draw them, hurr-- <3


@babby: Does he, really? I went to the trouble of looking up photos/paintings of 19th century Russian nihilists for inspiration on some of his features/clothes, so I'm glad if it was a worthwhile effort. :') Well, he's not a tsar, so--

That is the smell of the people's will, ma'am. OF REVOLUTION. :l /shotdown

There is no point to this picture, but here it is anyways. :l I guess I just wanted to draw them, FFFFFFFF. Bepin looks displeased because I can't make sketches look good at three in the morning. :I

(Also, just so I can talk about something actually related to the cafe thread that this picture is supposed to portray-- Oppy mentioned Lev going ""WHY DON'T YOU DISTRIBUTE THIS WITH THE GROUND?!" while flipping over some imperialist's cafe table & food. Which reminded me of this--

I go to my favorite cafe table
And the Italian says, "You're an interesting guy! Here's a meal for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"

I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me foodstuff, man!

Some hick offers me a coffee
Whatcha want me to do with this? Drink it?

'Esse est percipi' to the ground!
I threw the rest of his coffee, too!
Welcome to the real word, dumbass!

Two imperialist pigs try to eat at the cafe--
GROUND!
Nobody wants your class system!

Then the two piglets got up
Turned out they knew the Diennstman
And he chased me 'cross town

Fell into some garbage
That fatty didn't let up
Tellin' me to stop runnin', over and over

I was screamin' and huffin'
My lungs were on fire
The moral of the story is

YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM!!

Mannnn!

I thought of it, and then I couldn't not parody it. Should've drawn a picture or something to go with it, but I'm too lazy right now--/shotdown)

Annnnnnnnd lastly, this isn't relevant to this forum, but I might as well dump everything in one place. Phyu and Hanako, study of Asian features.

/cannot stop laughing-- XD

Lenhard was chasing him because he forgot to take his leftovers home. :'I /SHOT

So cuteee, your style is sooo cute. <3

Antonio: Did they all run into the bar at once....? Didn't they realize it was there...? That must hurt.

klgflksg LMAOOOO This made me laugh so much. I WASN'T EVEN THINKING OF THIS SONG FFF.

What a cruel guy.... but I guess if that's how you oppose the system...

Hurrrrr, thank you both--sometime, I will write a topic with him trying to rally people against the imperialists. Next to "WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!" his favorite thing to shout at passerby will be "YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM!"

He's heard this one before. <33 I love how you drew Bepin's hair. /touch

But omghgjkhlgjkhsg My face hurts from smiling ffffff I will never be able to listen to this without thinking of Lev again-- /shot

And those studies. Phyu looks adorable ffff

REFSREFSREFS--

Serafima when she's out soliciting customers.

And Annalie...for whenever I get her app up. :I